Dilbert

Wally: I feel so soiled, even more than usual. Oh my God have I been working?

Alice: (talking about Wally) Wow, from great engineer to doorstop in just a few short years.

Asok: So our futures depend on Wally? Loud Howard: That's it, we're all farmers.

Loud Howard: Let's give up now and form an agarian society.

Garbage Man: (to Dilbert) You are Y2K.

Catbert: (to Asok) Cynicism is almost the same thing as experience.

Alice: (talking to Dilbert) You know the rules, he who complains is asigned to fix it.

Pointy-Haired Boss: (talking about Black Betty, the mainframe computer) But she's real. As real as the dwarf who sneaks into my bedroom at night and steals my underwear.

Dilbert: (to Dogbert) I don't care. I will not be pressured into having fun just because we arbitrarily use a base ten counting system and a big round number is coming up.

Pointy-Haired Boss: Money is no object, unless of course, you plan to spend it.

Alice: I need more time! Ashok: I need experience. Wally: I need a memory. Demon guard: What about the dog? Dogbert:: I'm perfect but thanks for asking.

Dilbert: We have to do something about the Millennium Bug. Pointy-Haired Boss: The Millennium Bug. Are you telling me that Han Solo's ship is here? Dilbert: That's the Millennium Falcon.

Dilbert: You would have made a great Evil Mastermind. Wally: Nah, the hours are too long.

Dilbert: You mean to tell me that I'm so predictable that you can record your side of the conversation in advance? Dilmom Recording: Yes, you are so predictable that I can record my side of the conversation in advance.