Dinner For Five

Laura Kightlinger: (to Jeff Ross) Well, come on, what happened that was, that was so sad that you decided you had to be a comedian. Jeff Ross: My parents died, while I was in highschool. Laura Knighlinger: Uhh, that's not what I was fishing for. Jon Favreau: Is that true? Jeff Ross: Not like I had a retard have a spasm, ok - I have real life experience. (Kightlinger turns away) Jeff Ross: Alright, here, have my fortune cookie! (Ross throws the cookie at Kightlinger and the whole table erupts in laughter.)

Jon Favreau: I don't know who started this rumor, that you could actually get discovered being an extra. Laura Kightlinger: Oh, sure. And there's also, I feel like there's a rivalry between extras and you know with the bit players and people with a couple of lines. Jeff Ross: If you're hot and the star of the movie is David Spade, you can get discovered.

Jeffrey Ross: I was in The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle, that movie bombed so bad I have to send in residuals every time it's on TV.