Wedge Salad (not shown)
Spicy Fruit Salad (not shown)
Tempeh Nachos with Black Beans
"Pulled Pork" Seitan with Potato Salad
Tofu & Egg Burrito
Grilled Portabello Mushrooms
Grilled Tofu (unacceptable, added to nachos)
Grilled Corn with Ancho Butter
Ancho Chocolate Pudding
Michael: (holding up thinly sliced piece of seitan) Just like pork.
Jonathan: Only flavorless.
Michael: (laughing) Except without any taste.
Michael: (to Frank Thompson) Frank, you don't understand. I'm not a vegetarian, I don't like cooking vegetarian food. If I can't wrap it in pork, I am not a happy man.
> Frank Thompson Cowboy, Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association
> Dan Landes Owner, Watercourse Foods
(While trying to light the charcoal.)
Tim: How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
This is the Wicked Witch of the West's line from the classic 1939 Victor Fleming film, The Wizard of Oz, uttered as she uses her burning broomstick to set the Scarecrow on fire.