Tony: Anita, have you got your yogurts out?
Anita: Sorry?
Tony: Let me rephrase that, 'can' you get your yogurts out?
Anita: You mean yogurts as in breasts?
Petula: What ward am I on?
Paramedic: 8.
Petula: It's mixed isn't it?
Paramedic: Yes.
Petula: Oh, might have a bit of sex. Though after Richard E Grant you don't really want to bother with a load of shagged-out old pensioners.