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Phillipa: I'm trying new contact lenses.
Dolly: I liked you in glasses.
Phillipa: Thanks.
Dolly: They diminished your nostrils.
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Bren: I wish I'd met you twenty years ago. Well, not twenty years ago, I had a perm back them.
Tony: Twenty years ago, I think I did!
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Jean: I'll tell you about the time Keith's Aunty Betty from Cockermouth found two albino gerbils under the spare bed.
Phillipa: Awww... Did they mate?
Jean: Well they didn't, what with them being two angora bed socks.
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Tony: Did you drive in Anita? How was the traffic?
Anita: The traffic?
Tony: Yeah, you know, cars on the road, passing each other?
Anita: Didn't come that way.
Tony: Yeah, of course you didn't.
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Stan: (on being asked what his Millennium regrets are) I failed to exploit the potential of the cross-head screwdriver. It was publicly pretty shameful.
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Tony: I can just see Jean in a PVC catsuit.
Dolly:It would have to be off a big cat!