Earl: But it's such hard work being a parent. Can't society do it for me?
Earl: The time for reasonable discussion is gone. It's time for mindless, reckless action.
B.P.: (to Earl) I shower you with presents and this is the thanks I get? You bring your child here to abuse me!? I'm gonna rip your head off and play hacky sack with it!
B.P.: The company's board of directors has made a decision that affects you. Earl: Oh, how surprising and unfortunate that they should notice me. B.P.: They decided to offer an incentive program to get you freeloading, lard-filled princesses to work harder. Earl: Incentives? B.P.: I thought holding your head underwater until your eyes bugged out would be more productive, but I was overruled.
Earl: I guess, maybe, I overreacted when I had the government abolish all our personal freedoms just to stop our kid from saying dirty words.
Fran: Earl, what is that on your legs? Earl: Uh, thery're called pants. They're remarkably uncomfortable. The government said we're all supposed to wear them from now on. Fran Why? Earl I have no idea.
Baby: Read me a story, Grandma Smoo! Ethyl: You really think that's funny? Baby: What? Smoo? Smoo funny? Smoo? Smoo! Yeah! Smoo funny! Ethyl: Call me when you clean up your act. (Ethyl wheels herself out of the kitchen)
Earl's protest sign regarding putting "Smoo" on TV reads "Hey cut that out!"
Never aired on Disney.
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