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Earl: Sweetheart, you don't have to put on a big show just to get me to love you.
Charlene: No?
Earl: No, a little revue would be plenty.
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Robbie: Excuse me, but I fail to see what's so special about a bunch of dirty forest animals jumping all over each other.
Baby: Somebody's jealous.
Robbie: I am not.
Baby: Yes, you are. Look, you're green.
Robbie: I'm always green.
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Grandma Ethel: Whenever you squinch up your nose like that, you're bluffing.
Baby: I'm not bluffing, I'm pooping.
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Baby: Mama!
Fran: What?
Baby: They want my banana!
Fran: Don't give them any, sweetheart, Charlene says they're in training.
Baby: No food?
Fran: No food.
Baby: That stinks. (to the cave kids) Shhhh, shhh...
(Baby throws his banana behind the counter and the cave kids go to it)
Baby: Share it.
(Robbie enters the kitchen)
Robbie: Doesn't anybody ever feed you guys?
Baby: Me, banana.
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Charlene: Look, they do everything I do.
Mindy: (sarcastically) Great, you can teach an aerobics class.