Earl: There's one member of my family that's still missing.
Charlene: Gee, Aunt Pearl is awful far away.
Earl: No, it's not Aunt Pearl.
Robbie: Well, Cousin Gus is dead.
Fran: So is Grandpa Louie.
Charlene: We don't have a pet.
Robbie: Maybe he means the TV...
Ethyl: It's ME, you buffoons, ME!
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Ethyl: (singing with the radio) Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, it's been three long years, do you still want me?
Earl: (to himself) I'm never gonna make it.
Ethyl: If I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree, I'm gonna get on the bus, forget about us, and put the blame on meeee, if I don't see a yellow ribbon round the old oak treeee.
Earl: That's it.
Ethyl: Not so fast, there's more.
Earl: No there's not, the song just ended.
Ethyl: Did not.
Earl: Did too!
(Earl rips out the car radio and tosses it out the window)Earl: And you'll be next out the window if you don't shut up!
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(Earl and Ethyl are in the car)Ethel: (hitting Earl with her cane) It's too fast! You're driving too fast! I don't like it when It's too fast!
Earl: Will you let me get out of the driveway!
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