Earl: Now do you see what I mean? Where Pearl Sinclair goes, trouble follows. You want trouble, call Pearl. Pearl equals trouble. Look up trouble in the dictionary...
Fran: I get it Earl! But let's not be hasty. We don't know for a fact she told the kids to disobey you.
Earl: It doesn't matter, she provided the temptation. This wouldn't have happened if she wasn't here in the first place.
Fran: That's not fair, Earl. By your reasoning, if I cheat on my diet because there's a chocolate cake in the fridge, you'd blame the cake!
Earl: There's cake?