Dinosaurs

B.P.: Your wife's show. Earl: Oh, it's completely out of my hands, sir. There's almost nothing that... B.P.: My wife loves it. Earl: Oh. Thank you, sir. I always try to encourage my Fran to speak her mind. B.P.: But I hate it! Earl: But not to speak her mind so much that it could possibly bother or offend anyone. That was her idea completely.

Female caller: I'm having a probem with my teenage son. Now, he refuses to walk on his hind legs like the rest of the family. Should I snap his neck or what? Fran: Well, if it were my son, I wouldn't snap his neck right off the bat. He may just be going through a phase. Female caller: You're right. You're right. I've been very unfair. Thank you, Fran. You saved my life and my son's.