Female caller: I'm having a probem with my teenage son. Now, he refuses to walk on his hind legs like the rest of the family. Should I snap his neck or what?
Fran: Well, if it were my son, I wouldn't snap his neck right off the bat. He may just be going through a phase.
Female caller: You're right. You're right. I've been very unfair. Thank you, Fran. You saved my life and my son's.