Dinosaurs

Green Card

Season 3, Episode 13, Aired 1/29/93

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The government blames the poor economy on four-legged dinosaurs and enacts anti-four-legged laws. In order for Monica to stay in the land of Pangaea, the laws require her to be married to a two-legged dinosaur. Roy, who loves Monica, is happy to oblige. The only problems are Earl and the WeSaySo corporation, who no longer want Roy around.moreless

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Sherman Hemsley

B.P. Richfield
Sam McMurray

Voice of Roy Hess
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- Monica: Are you suggesting we just ignore the problems out there? Earl: As patriotic citizens, it is our duty. Edit
- Monica: Those are the eggs I borrowed last week. Fran: Thank goodness, I have nothing for breakfast and I've already spent our grocery money for the week. Earl's paycheck just doesn't stretch as far as it used to. Monica: Times are tough for everyone, a lot of my friends have lost their jobs. I think the economy's really in trouble. Edit
- Baby: Um, why are four leggers bad? Earl: Well you see, son, we have two legs, and they have four, so they're different, and therefore evil. Baby: Well, I have four legs. Earl: (laughs) No son, those are arms. Baby: Oh, well, I walk on them. Earl: (laughs) Well then I guess you're just a little young to understand the deeper meaning of race hatred. Edit
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- Green Card: The title of this episode, and its plot are a reference to the 1990 film, Green Card. The film centers around a marriage of convenience for a Frenchman trying to get in the US. But he finds out there's more to his new wife they he ever thought possible. Edit