Season 2 Episode 10

How to Pick Up Girls

Aired Friday 9:30 PM Nov 20, 1991 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • (After Robbie and Spike are arrested)
      Earl: Fran, let me handle this. Uh... officers, my wife doesn't understand the intracacies of the criminal justice system. I'm sure there's some sort of arrangement we could come to... (he winks)...just between us, that's to everyone's mutual benefit.
      Cop 1: Are you trying to bribe us?
      Earl: No!
      Cop 2: Because we think you should
      Both Cops: Yeah.
      Earl: Oh. So, what, I just hand you the cash?
      Cop 2: Right.
      Cop 1: And we hand you these tickets to a charity event that was never held.
      Earl: Thank you. I'm sure I had a good time. Good night. Bye! (door slams) Crooks.