After Earl fails a Parent Education class, his parenting license is suspended. He becomes furious that Fran calls all of the shots, until Parent Patrol Officer Bettleheim shows up and suspends Fran's as well.
Earl: Nobody's gonna tell me when and where I can parent. This is my house. These are my kids and I love 'em.
Robbie: Hey, Dad?
Earl: Shut up, I'm talking.
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Robbie: So, Dad, when do I get to take her for a spin?
Earl: It's a brand new car, son. It's not meant to be driven.
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Earl: The whole thing's a fix if you ask me, I mean you don't need a license to go fishing or to buy a gun, but to be a parent, for that you need a license.
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