Dinosaurs

Fran: You sure you don't mind having to stay here and babysit? Robbie: Mom, to avoid Charlene's play, I'd be willing to throw myself down the stairs, sustain severe head injuries and eat through a tube the rest of my life. Fran: That's sweet, dear.

(Baby's hanging from the ceiling screaming) Robbie: Come down, look it's me Robbie, I'm not a were-man, it's only a story! Baby: You're just saying that cuz cuz you want me to come down so you can eat my toes, and it's a full moon, and you're gonna turn into a CAVEMAN! Help! Help! Mama! Mamaaaa! Robbie: It's just a story, it's not true. Baby: Yes it is, MOMMY! Robbie: Allright, look, if you come down, I'll give you a cookie. Baby: MOMMY! Robbie: I'll give you all the cookies you want. Baby: Okay let's talk.