Charlene: If you hate us so much, why are you living under our house? Decker: Oh that's rich...I'm not living under your house. You're living on top of mine! Charlene: Well when we built our house here, there was nothing but a mound of dirt. Decker: Well that mound of dirt just happened to be my home. One minute I'm in the sun room working on a crossword puzzle, when my home gets covered in concrete. So I've been down here for 13 years since, tunneling through fifty feet of concrete! Charlene: For 13 years? Decker: It took me 10 years just to get the permit!
(Robbie and the Baby find Charlene in a cage in a tunnel under the bed) Charlene: He's got these claws and these big sharp teeth! Baby: (mimicking Charlene) Don't see any monster, maybe just your imagination. Charlene: Aright, I'm sorry I didn't believe you. Now hurry up and get me out! He's going to cook me for dinner!
Charlene: Alright, Junior, tell your sister where the horrible monster is, and I'll kick his monster butt. Baby: He's under the bed! Charlene: You know what? I don't think there is a monster, I think you're just making this whole thing up just to get attention.
Baby: He's gonna cook us in a big pot with carrots, I hate carrots!
(Baby hits Earl with his bat) Baby: Whack the monster! Earl: Fran, turn on the light. (Baby hits earl again) Baby: Whack the monster! Earl: Fran, light! Fran: I can't find the switch. (Fran turns on the lights. Earl falls over and the Baby's bat is broken in half) Fran: (to Baby) Are you alright? Baby: I broke my Monster Bat! I'm scared again! Don't leave me!
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