Charlene: If you hate us so much, why are you living under our house?
Decker: Oh that's rich...I'm not living under your house. You're living on top of mine!
Charlene: Well when we built our house here, there was nothing but a mound of dirt.
Decker: Well that mound of dirt just happened to be my home. One minute I'm in the sun room working on a crossword puzzle, when my home gets covered in concrete. So I've been down here for 13 years since, tunneling through fifty feet of concrete!
Charlene: For 13 years?
Decker: It took me 10 years just to get the permit!