Dinosaurs Season 3 Episode 1

Earl: (to Baby) We're going back up to the bathroom and we're not coming out until one of us is potty trained.

Fran: First of all, Earl, potty training takes weeks, and second of all, he's too young.
Earl: First of all, Fran, you're wrong, and second of all, you're wrong. So I guess you lose this argument.

Earl: Frannie, you gotta change the kid. The wallpaper's starting to peel in here.

Ethyl: Hey! Somebody get down here and help me! Hellllp! Heeelllp!
Fran: Mom, what's wrong?
Ethyl: Well first of all you married that, *points to Earl*, but I was calling because my wheelchair's missing.
Robbie: Hey everybody the back door's open!
Earl: Whoa! Whoa! *to Ethyl* Don't you go anywhere.
Ethyl: What'd you expect, fat boy?
Charlene: Look, the baby's bottle!
Robbie: Check it out, wheelchair tracks.
Earl: Great Scot!
Robbie and Charlene: Hmmmm?
Earl: Don't you see what happened? Some fiend broke in...flushed the baby down the toilet, drank his juice, and escaped in Ethyl's wheelchair, and yet he didn't take my wallet. We're obviously dealing with somebody very stupid here.

Earl: I am NOT changing any more diapers around here.
Fran: Neither am I.
Baby: This could get uugggly.
Earl: This is female's work! That is why I married a female!
Fran: We'll discuss this later, I don't want to talk about it in front of the b-a-b-y.
Earl: Allright, but I'm telling you right now I'm not changing anymore d-i-p...no wait, d-i-...
(Baby has lettered blocks piled together reading "They think I can't spell" and laughs)