In this second part of the extravaganza, Earl, Roy, and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie, because it looks like this war thing is getting a little bit out of hand, but Robbie ignores Earl's efforts to get him to come home.moreless
Earl: (while closing the drapes) I have full confidence in our leaders! Fran, it's a nightmare out there...Our boys are getting their eyes poked out! Everything we've been told is just a lie!
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Earl: You sell these to the enemy? But my son is out there, he may even be killed!
B.P. Richfield: I didn't know that...I also don't care.
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(after watching the malicious propaganda attacking four-leggers on TV)
Fran: I never thought I'd say it, but today, I'm ashamed to be a two-legger.
Monica: Oh I'm sure they're showing the same kind of awful propaganda on the other side of the swamp.
Fran: This whole war is making everybody act like children
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The songs Earl, Roy and Charlene sing as USO girls are "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" by the Andrew Sisters, "Falling in Love Again" by Nina Simone, and "Don't Sit Under the Apple Tree" (with some altered lyrics to fit the pistachio war) by Glenn Miller.
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