Fran: I'm only doing this for the baby's college fund.
Assistant: (holding up two dresses) Mrs. Sinclair, for your awards dinner?
Fran: That one.
Earl: Frannie, he just fired me!
Fran: I realize that, Earl, but it would be irresponsible for me to walk out on the baby's career. I'll need an evening bag to go with that!
Earl: He's a kid, he doesn't need a career!