Season 4 Episode 6

Terrible Twos

Aired Friday 9:30 PM Jul 13, 1994 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Fran: I keep getting angry when I know what the baby needs is love and compassion.
      Doctor: And where is he now?
      Fran: Inside this box...well we had to, he chewed through the straps on his car seat.
      Doctor: Very resourceful...may I see the child?
      Fran and Earl: Uh.......sure, you're the doctor, I guess....
      (Fran and Earl open the box)
      Doctor: Well hello little fellow, look at me and say 'ah'.
      Baby: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
      Doctor: Close the box! Close the box! Close the box!
      (Fran and Earl close the box)
      Doctor: Terrible Twos?
      Fran: We think so.
      Doctor: Oh, I've seen this a hundred times before. A child of two is looking for his parents to give him some concrete boundaries. So I suggest you wall him up inside a cave for a year. Take this to the hardware store, they'll give you some cement and a trowel.
      Earl: Doc, can I get a refill for this if he claws his way out?