Charlene: (the Baby's crying) It's four in the morning, doesn't he ever shut up?
Baby: I want a pony! No, I want to go to the beach!
Fran: A whole year, a whole year of this.
Earl: I can't take it, I'm not going to make it to his third birthday.
Baby: Give me a cookie! Wanna play horsey! I want a drink of WAAATER!
Earl: He's not going to make it to his third birthday.