Fran: I keep getting angry when I know what the baby needs is love and compassion.
Doctor: And where is he now?
Fran: Inside this box...well we had to, he chewed through the safety strap on his car seat.
Doctor: Very resourceful...may I see the child?
Fran and Earl: Uh.......sure, you're the doctor, I guess....
(Fran and Earl open the box)
Doctor: Well hello little fellow, I want you to open your mouth and say ah.
Doctor: Close the box! Close the box!
(Fran and Earl close the box)
Doctor: Terrible Twos?
Fran: We think so.
Doctor: I've seen this a hundred times...so I suggest walling him up inside a cave for a year. Take this estimate, they'll give you a cement mixer and a trowel.
Earl: Doc, can I get a refund if he claws his way out?