Season 2 Episode 1

The Golden Child

Aired Friday 9:30 PM Sep 18, 1991 on ABC



  • Quotes

    • Earl: I came to take you home, but the guard at the door with the machine gun said that wouldn't be possible, son.
      Cave elder: He's not your son, he's the king. You have 2 minutes.
      Earl: I guess I didn't treat you much like a king, huh? You were new, you were my 3rd child and your mother says I should've spent more time with you. But then you became the king and they took you away. I just want you to know that even though all these guys think you're the king because you've got that horn, you will always be my son.
      Cave elder: Your time is up, touch the horn and be gone. (Earl touches the horn and it breaks, the Cave elders gasp)
      Earl: Son, the horn, it's falling off! You need the horn to be the king, without the horn you'll just be my son...
      Baby: Daddy. (Earl removes the horn and picks Baby up to take him home)