Sherman Hemsley |
B.P. Richfield |
Sam McMurray |
Voice of Roy Hess |
Sally Struthers |
Charlene Sinclair |
Florence Stanley |
Grandma Ethel |
Stuart Pankin |
Earl Sinclair |
Gary Owens |
Narrator |
Richard Portnow |
Mel Luster |
Guest Star |
Michelan Sisti |
Caveman |
Guest Star |
Earl: Until your mother comes back, I'm your mother and your father.
Charlene: Okay, Mom, can I go to a movie tonight?
Earl: Not a chance!
Charlene: Dad said I could.
Earl: Uh...he really did?
Charlene: (looking at a critter Earl's 'cooked' for dinner) Doesn't look done to me.
Earl: It's done, it's damn done. (dinner steals the turning fork) Hey give that back!
Critter: Here's a tip, next time try turning on the stove.
Robbie: So where's Mom? Do you think she had a nervous breakdown?
Charlene: Dad says she's at Grandma's.
Critter: Isn't that what they always tell the kids?
DNN Reporter: And finally, in local news, officials at the city zoo report no luck in trying to mate Ling-Ling and Chang-Chang, the two rare imported humans. Zookeepers are baffled at why two seemingly healthy cavepeople have not yet produced offspring.
(cuts to a shot of in the zoo where two male humans are stood behind a cage.)
Baby: Waaaah, waaaah, I'm crying, that means I'm up!
Fran: It's the middle of the night.
Baby: No concept of time, wide awake, let's dance.
(after practically inhaling a bottle of juice)
Baby: I'm gonna blow up! I'm gonna blow up, ohhh I'm gonna blow! Clear!
(Baby lets out a small burp)
Fran: Ah.
Baby: Ha ha ha...
(Baby lets out a loud burp that shakes the entire house)
(Baby's hitting Earl on the head with his juice bottle)
Baby: Not the Mama, not the Mama, not the Mama!
Earl: I really wish you'd outgrow this.
Baby: Hey weekend guy, you think you got what it takes to put me to sleep? Please, I've outlasted actual Mamas.
Earl: (trying to distinguish Fran's problem) Aright, this is your life, this is the kids (plunger), and this is me (telephone), if it's not the kids (throws away the plunger) what is it? (phone rings) Hello? Roy, it's me!
Earl: You're playing with fire here! You're really playing with fire!
Baby: No, I'm playing with fire.
Earl: Huh?
(The Baby sets his tail in the fire, Earl rushes over and grabs him)
Baby: Daddy.
Earl: What?
(The Baby's tail pops up on fire)
Baby: Hot!
(Fran is rocking Baby)
Baby: Hey, wait a minute! You're just trying to make me--(sleeps) ZZZZZZ.
Fran: I don't believe you!
Baby: (wakes up) I don't blame you!
John C. Mula, Brian Savegar and Kevin Pfeiffer won the 1991 Emmy Award for "Outstanding Art Direction for a Series" for this episode.
This is the first time that The Baby says his famous 'Not the Momma' line to Earl while hitting him with a frying pan. This would become the most recognized running gag of the show, and the one that most people remember when they think of it.
This episode can be seen in Dino-Volume 2 on VHS.
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