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Mike: Admit it. You had fun.
Floyd: Sure. Lots of fun.
Mike: The most fun you ever had?
Floyd: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Mike: Oh, come on. The most fun you ever had in your whole life. Admit it.
Floyd: No. Fun though.
Mike: Do you, for the record, own any shirts at all with sleeves?
Walt: Only for Sunday.
Mike: Just for Sunday. Cuz he's fancy.
(in the original segment Mike told Wayne that if his mother ever saw that segment she was going to track Wayne down and kick his pirate ass)
Mike: Well Captain, we got some good news for you.
Wayne: What's that, Mike?
Mike: Though invited, my mother politely declined so you're in the clear.
Wayne: I was looking around. I was getting a little shaky there, buddy.
Mike: Now the show has made you a huge B-list celebrity on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
Kristin: I would say more around Q-list.
Mike: (about a yak) Oh, they ran him over while he was taking a dump. That's just rude. Right in the middle of his constitutional and he was trampled. The poor guy.
In the credits, special thanks was given to Norcal Waste Services, Robert Reed, John Jurinek, Hartmann Studios, Amber Salomon, Pyro Spectaculars, SW Hotel and Personality Hotels.