According to The World Link news from Coos Bay, Oregon, Mike worked at Winter Lake Lumber Co. from 9AM until 6PM. Afterward he went to the Gardner's home to sign autographs for their five kids.
Mike: Oh, buoy.
Mike: This is like some sort of horrible maritime omelet.
Mike Gardner: All hell's going to break loose.
Mike Rowe: By hell, you mean my bowels?
Mike Gardner: Possibly.
Mike Rowe: Is there anything here that can't kill me in about half a second?
Mike Gardner: This conveyor won't kill you.
Mike: Is that too big?
Andrew: No, but you gotta pick it up.
Mike: You know what? I've cost so many people so much money. I can't live with it anymore.
Mike: (looking at a cedar log) It's got a double butt?