Mike: If your choices were, deal with the public 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, or pick up poo 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, what would you do? Magnus (poo truck driver): I would probably pick up poo. Mike: You're a poo man. Magnus: Yes I am. Mike: Through and through.
Mike: What's your favorite poo? Magnus (poo truck driver): Favorite poop? Giraffe poop. Mike: Why? What is it about giraffe poo? Magnus: Kinda looks like Cocoa Puffs. Mike: Yeah, but it's not Cocoa Puffs. Magnus: No.
Mike: Something very satisfying about blasting poo off of a floor with a big hose.
Mike: How do I feel at the end of a long day at the zoo? I'm pooped.
(said while preparing equipment to make cheese) Mike: Lube? Now your talkin' my language Ken? Lube is a substance we understand on the program.
Mike: We're gonna cut the cheese.
Mike: We collect the dirt, to clean the dirt, to make the dirt mud, so clean people can get dirty? Howard (spa owner): Yes, you've got it.
(said after dipping himself in the mud bath) Mike: I got mud in places that a man doesn't necessarily want mud.
Mike: 2000 degrees? That would be very bad to step in.
Mike: This is like panning for gold... well, without the gold.
Mike: I've got mud in places that a man doesn't necessarily want mud.
Mike: From carp to crap - the cycle of life.
Mike: And the whey...goes away.
In the credits, special thanks was given to Kedron Valley Inn.
To learn more about the Crowley Cheese Factory, visit http://www.crowleycheese-vermont.com/
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