Dirty Jobs

Mike: I was with David, the bee man of San Jose. David and I had been called to a church in Cupertino, CA that had been overun by a swarm of blaspheming bees; angry winged Visigoths who had taken up residence on hallowed ground and cared not one bit for the sacred house they were now violating. I may be overstating things a bit, but the fact is those bees were dug in deep, fornicating on holy ground, making honey, and vomiting in a church, and they didn't care who was listening.

Mike: A worm is basically nothing more than just a poo container. They're essentially just one big giant intestine. When you see kids eating worms, you should stop them, tell them they're really just eating containers of poo.