(Mike slashes a dead salmon) Mike Rowe: Behold, the world's most disappointing piƱata.
Dave: It's out of your eyelash now, but there is something in your eye. Mike: Really. Do you think it will harden? Dave: You've got another eye, don't you?
Mike: I believe that you are responsible for virtually every unpleasant thing that's happened to me in the last year. Dave: What's been unpleasant? Mike: What hasn't?
Craig Piligian: (the executive producer tries Mike's job) I'm the boss. I ain't doin' that.
Mike: The potential for catastrophe here is pleasantly high.
Mike: Engulfment: three little syllables that say so much.
Mike: On a humid afternoon there's nothing quite like the comforting clutch of crap to let you know that you're in the warm embrace of good friends.
Mike: Doug goes first, all the time, because he's brave, not smart.
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