Dirty Jobs

Mike: I don't know where to put my giant head to be honest with you. Phil: Yeah, I know how that is.

Charlie: You get tired? Mike: No, I was just having a minor stroke. C.J.: Are you winded a touch or no? You're all right. Mike: Never felt better, CJ. I'm at the top of my game. Of course my game is very small.

Charlie: Use both hands. Mike: I was. Just not at the same time.

Mike: So the faster we work, the better the people in this building will ultimately smell?

Mike: Is the bottom the most important part of the tank? Kenny: Equally. Mike: I guess it's all kind of important. Because without the sides you really don't have a tank. Kenny: No. And you wouldn't be able to hold any water without the bottom.