Dirty Jobs

Shelby: I think the worst injury of all happened about two years ago. Down in the freezer hold...I leaned over to pick up the lifting strap, a guy came around the corner and tossed the last case on, it cartwheeled and...I went home with a crushed testicle. Mike: Ahhhhh! Crushed testicle? How are things now, everything good? Shelby: Everything seem to work fine.

Mike: Hey Dave. How do you like your sperm? Do you like it seasoned? Do you like a little cayenne on there or do you just like the natural spermy goodness?

Mike: (to Barsky) Get out of my way you smelly pig.

Mike: For all I know this could be frozen cod slowly melting on me. The sperm is rolling down my neck.

Mike: I don't know what you're laughing at, Andrew. You've got snot frozen in your fake mustache.