Dirty Jobs

Mike: I read that a new mattress, say might weigh 90 pounds and the same mattress 10 years later might weigh, say 110 pounds. What's that extra 20 pounds? Ken: Probably dead skin.

Ken: What I do like about these, they have the handles. Mike: You can't pick up a king with no handles? Ken: You might pick it up but it's like wrestling with a fat woman. Mike: Have you ever done that? Ken: Wrestle with a fat woman? Mike: Yeah. Ed: No. Mike: You should try it. It's a lot like riding a moped, it's fun till somebody sees you.

Mike: You wanna talk about urine from many species you go ahead.