Mike: I read that a new mattress, say might weigh 90 pounds and the same mattress 10 years later might weigh, say 110 pounds. What's that extra 20 pounds?
Ken: Probably dead skin.
Ken: What I do like about these, they have the handles.
Mike: You can't pick up a king with no handles?
Ken: You might pick it up but it's like wrestling with a fat woman.
Mike: Have you ever done that?
Ken: Wrestle with a fat woman?
Mike: Yeah.
Ed: No.
Mike: You should try it. It's a lot like riding a moped, it's fun till somebody sees you.