Dirty Jobs

Mike: I don't want to talk about the red stool anymore, it makes me uncomfortable.

Mike: You guys don't wear a mask or anything? Kirt (charcoal factory owner): It's not that bad Mike. Mike: Black lung? Kirt: No Mike, you won't get black lung, its 100% natural. Anything natural is not supposed to hurt ya.

Mike: That is the finest dust I've ever seen. You don't have any concerns about this going in you? Tim (charcoal factory worker): Not really, I don't stay in here long enough for it to affect me. Mike: You said it takes you an hour and a half to take care of it. Tim: Yeah, it ain't very long.

Kirt: I don't want to tell you everything up front. You may just get in the car and leave.

Mike: Good God man, you'll eat virtually anything.

Mike: Man to man, if you look down and see a toilet full of red poo, that's a bad day.