Mike: So you shove the knife in the oyster's butt.
Mike: Who hates parades? I do.
Mike: Don't throw up on the float. That would be rude. Why don't you guys make a vomit float next year, that'd be great. Tournament of puke.
Mike: I'll bet you a hundred dollars somebody sends me an angry letter for killing a fake gazelle.
Mike: After all I've been through, I don't want to get killed by a float.
Mike: Who's the best student you had all day?
Mike: Who's the best student you had all week?
Suki: [Points to the guy behind her] Him.
In the credits, special thanks was given to the Inn at Port Hadlock.
Mike: It's like Rube Goldberg and a science project got together and went horribly wrong.
Rube Goldberg was an American political cartoonist. He is best known for his cartoons that depict machines that perform simple tasks in indirect, complex ways.