Dirty Jobs

(referring to his painted black toenails) Dan: That's my fall color for Halloween. Mike: I think you're the only construction guy I ever met with a fancy seasonal pedicure.

Mike: When the reverend falls through the floor of the church, it's time to call someone.

Mike: So the American roach is the biggest roach on the block? Bill (Vexcon exterminator): Certainly is. Mike: Well, we're a superpower, with superpoo.

Mike: Concrete chipper, that is one shi**y job.

Mike: I swear if you don't go to discovery.com/dirtyjobs right now and give me a brand new idea for another dirty job, I will squeeze the poo out of this duck on national television.

Mike: Forgot to put my mask down. Took one in the eye.

Mike: Everyone around me right now is essentially waiting for me.

Mike: I didn't think the boss was supposed to get dirty. Dan: He's NOT.