Turkey Inseminator

Season 4, Episode 13, Aired
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In this episode, Mike crawls through rat droppings, falling insulation and debris to make a house more energy efficient. Then, he visits a turkey farm where a bunch of large-breasted birds are inseminated. Finally, Mike maniacally crushes a Cadillac into a cube.
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  • Mike visits a turkey farm, where weekly artificial insemination of turkeys is done. He learns how to extract semen from the tom turkeys, add semen extender, and then inseminates the hens.moreless

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    This episode was hilarious! I haven't laughed so much in 20 years. As the daughter of a former turkey inseminator, this show brought back many memories, definitely not all warm and fuzzy. Ironically, my dad's company was named "Happy Turkeys Inc.". I had forgotten the humor in this job. I have thought several times about nominating this job for DJ! You made my dad's night and reaffirmed that his decision to go back to college at 50 years old was a wise choice. No one that watches this episode should question my fear of all birds...moreless

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    • Insulation Guy: I feel like I should warn everybody out there, philosophy is not the best major. Mike: If a house falls on two college graduates and no one is around, does it make a noise? Edit
    • Mike: I've actually come here to suck the semen out of some turkeys. Edit
    • Mike: There's a lot of poo and semen flying through the air. Edit

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