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Insulation Guy: I feel like I should warn everybody out there, philosophy is not the best major.
Mike: If a house falls on two college graduates and no one is around, does it make a noise?
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Mike: I've actually come here to suck the semen out of some turkeys.
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Mike: There's a lot of poo and semen flying through the air.
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Mike: What am I smelling exactly?
Paul: Turkeys.
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Mike: I hate to cut this short, but goodbye.
Greg: Til next time, Mike.
Mike: No no, this is goodbye forever.
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Mike: This is the most jacked up screwed up, unhospitable, unfriendly, illadvised working environnment I've seen today.
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Mike: This is where it ends for me: under a house wrapped in mold. At least I'm well insulated.
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Mike: My crew of course is also dressed resplendently as giant sperm.
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Mike: Keep an eye Barsky. He'll get sucked right through this thing in a second.