Dirty Jobs

Mike: I am allergic to rocks hitting me in the face.

Mike: There's no body under here is there? That would totally kill our show.

Mike: We're all going to learn something when an 800 pound tub comes flying down into this sinkhole like a porcelain dart.

Thor: It's almost like you're ready to move in down here (the sinkhole full of trash). Mike: Well, except for the stump. Depending of course on your decorating taste.

Mike: So one minute you're in the middle of an erection and the next minute you get bit by a snake. That's what you're telling me?