John: Worms are low maintenance, real easy to take care of. They basically do three things: they eat, they poop, and have sex.
Mike: Man, that's a great life.
Mike: You know they throw poop at each other over at that other ranch. Just so you know.
Chris: We're a little bit cleaner facility.
Mike: (while he's inside a septic tank) Are you a religious man, Les? I'm about to become one. I'm going to be real good for the rest of my life because I don't want to come here when I die.
Mike: If I'm supposed to let it bite me, then who's fishing who?
Mike: (about the catfish) Jeez, it's like a giant hunk of snot.
In the credits, special thanks was given to Jerry Rider, Don Brewer, Monster Cat Guide Service, Madison WI Metropolitan Sewage District, Les Swanson "Honey Wagon", John Rowles/CRM Worm Ranch and Chris Quattlebaum/Critters and Crawlers.
Mike: Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a stench it is.
Mike is changing the lyrics to a long running Alka-Seltzer commercial.