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Simon's Nurse: You need a change of scenery.
Jeremy: I wouldn't know where to go. I used to. Back when I was Jeremy Darling. But my mother got arrested for murder and everything went to hell. I fell in love, hit my head, faked amnesia. Here I am.
Simon's Nurse: Drinking your way back to amnesia.
Jeremy: I'll call you when I get there.
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Nick: When I think about all the surprises we've gotten from all the people we thought we knew...
Karen: Like you ex?
Nick: And yours.
Karen: Oh. We can pick 'em, can't we?
Nick: Yeah, we sure can.
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Nola: Listen, I wanna marry you. I am ready to become Mrs. Jeremy Darling.
Jeremy: There's just one... small... very, very small problem.
Nola: Yeah?
Jeremy: I already got married.
Simon's Nurse: (enters room) He's a great catch, isn't he?
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(Nola has a knife to Simon's neck.)
Nick: Nola, put the knife down.
Jeremy: It's a... it's a letter-opener.
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(Tripp and Nick talk about a book about to be written on the Darlings.)
Tripp: I'm afraid this is probably not just gossip. Richard described it as a tell-all book. And the author in this instance may well be the first person actually equipped to do just that.
Nick: Who's the author?
Tripp: Your soon-to-be ex-wife, Lisa.
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Nola: What are you doing?
Jeremy: Nola Lyons.
Nola: Don't say those next four words.
Jeremy: (bends down on one knee) Will you marry me?