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Lisa: You said you weren't angry anymore.
Nick: I'm not. It doesn't mean I don't remember that you kissed Jeremy. Forgiveness isn't amnesia.
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Jeremy: I want to see you tonight. We need to talk about this [our relationship].
Nola: File that under 'not gonna happen'. It was great while it lasted.
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Simon: Hey, Nick! Glad I caught you.
Nick: Hope I can say the same.
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Nick: (to Brian) ...you're a real pain in the ass. And when it's your job to run a $50-billion global enterprise, that's not such a bad thing to be.
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Karen: (during Patrick's speech at Ellen's funeral) Does that sound like Ellen to you?
Brian: I think he's delirious with grief.
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Karen: If I had known when we were ten years old that letting you see me with my shirt off was going to cost me the company, I never would have done it. But I guess I didn't know you then and I don't know you now Nick.
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Brian: You ready to take this case?
Nick: Brian, if you think heading into the courtroom with me, the victim's son, as her lawyer is going to fly -
Brian: It exonerates her by design.
Nick: No, it doesn't. It makes it look like we're all in bed together.
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Jeremy: You're not going to hit me again, are you?
Nick: You're not going to kiss my wife again, are you?
Jeremy: No plans.
Nick: We're cool.
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Lisa: (while watching Nick on the news) Someone looks cute on tv.
Nick: You should see me in high-def.
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Nick: I'm not a Darling.
Nola: Aren't you? Come on. You're the Darlingest darling of them all.