Dirty Sexy Money

Tripp: Nick, what's the matter? Nick: You can't just push and push and push for whatever you want in this world without taking other people into account, especially children.

Karen: Maybe I could look after... Nick: Kiki. Karen: Kiki for you if you want. Nick: Um, well, actually, the point is for me to spend time with my daughter, Karen, not toss her into your capable, manicured hands.

Bishop Bascombe: Brian is a man of enormous faith whose many gifts, especially the generosity he inspires, are going to be of great benefit to us all. And so... let us thank him for his return to the Church as our counselor. Our guide... Brian: Our bank. Bishop Bascombe: Our reverend. To Brian Darling -- welcome.

(talking about the donor of the Church's organ) Nick: So if Tripp didn't do it, who did? Brian: You thinking what I'm thinking? Nick: He's dead, Brian. Our father's dead. Brian: Hey, Nick, this whole friggin' building is dedicated to the idea that everyone thought some guy was dead and then he wasn't. I'm just saying, it wouldn't be the first time.

Karen: Sometimes... things can change and not be... you know, awful. Kiki: You're nicer than mom says. Karen: Not really.

Brian: (to Andrea) Everybody else in the world just wants me for my money. You're the only one who wants me for who I am. And I'm sorry that that just makes me... a little bit uncomfortable sometimes.

(talking about the case about Chase' living will) Simon: What the hell happened? Nola: No idea. Nick short-circuited like a space heater and a railroad flat.

Karen: I swear they rerun that thing more than the Beverly Hillbillies, I want to disappear. Nick: Well that's why I chose this place 'cause it's always empty. Karen: Yeah, I can taste why.

Patrick: I'm thinking of Jackie O, what she said after JFK's assassination. Pete Bradley: 'Now he is a legend, when he would have preferred to be a man.' Patrick: That's right. Now Carmelita is a legend, when she would have preferred to be a woman.

Brian: (to Andrea about the pastor ceremony at the church) It's just gonna be a lot of bad coffee and Jesus.