Dirty Sexy Money Season 2 Episode 9

Nola: If you have New York asses to kiss, we'll fly them to D.C.
Patrick: This is not about donors. It's about tradition.

Nola: God! What is it with you? You try to undercut me at every turn.
Jeremy: And you never miss a chance to treat me like the hired help.
Nola: You are an office assistant. You are the hired help!

Nick: We agreed that I would go talk to Chase. I would protect him, all of us, from this situation escalating out of control. And you sent in the cops?!
Tripp: Sent in the cops? Me? If anybody sent in the cops, it would've been Nola.
Nick: Oh, Nola my ass! There is nothing that goes on in this family that you don't know about, control or otherwise quietly endorse.

Karen: Sorry?
Chase: Yeah, you should be. All you darlings, for perpetuating the lie that money fixes everything. You got all of us everywhere chasing something that'll only make us miserable in the end. And Nick... he's the worst. He ties it all up in a pretty little bow Christmas morning.
Karen: Well, he's not really that b-- bad.

Brian: This is You, being You. I get that. This is what You do. You bring us into this world, You make it incredibly hard to feel at home here, and then right when we finally realize that this is where we wanna be, You force us out. All part of Your wonderful, unknowable plan. Look, she's dying. She thinks she's ready, but here's the thing-- I'm not. And neither is our kid. You want me to pray, I'll pray. Please don't take her. She's got a few more... paper chains to make for a few more Christmas trees, a few more birthday parties to arrange, cupcakes iced for a few more years.

Brian: But since you seem to have a direct line, would you give Him a message for me?
Bishop Bascombe: Anything.
Brian: The fact that we're all dragged here, through time and space, and then made to suffer and die, really sucks.

Bishop Bascombe: Brian, it could be, it could very well be that God is calling you back.
Brian: He's not, trust me.
Bishop Bascombe: How do you know?
Brian: Because I never called him.

Tripp: Brian, this is not the time for you to worry about business.
Brian: Well I think it is. Because if there's one thing that this whole thing with Andrea has taught me about time, it's that there's not enough of it. And this little trip down the corporate ladder is not what I signed up for. I quit.

Simon: Do you have any idea what it would mean if I could manufacture a clean, non-toxic biofuel right here on American soil?
Nola: You win a big stuffed animal?