Dirty Sexy Money

Season 2 Episode 12

The Unexpected Arrival

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Aug 01, 2009 on ABC
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Episode Summary

Simon follows Karen to a clinic, and finds out that she is pregnant. Karen has to tell Nick that she is expecting Simon's baby. Patrick is having dating problems with a Senator that he needs support from. Brian gets kicked out by Andrea.

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    John Schneider

    John Schneider

    Congressman Skip Whatley

    Guest Star

    Krista Allen

    Krista Allen

    Dana Whatley

    Guest Star

    Ramona DuBarry

    Ramona DuBarry


    Guest Star

    Sheryl Lee

    Sheryl Lee

    Andrea Smithson

    Recurring Role

    Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


    • TRIVIA (1)

    • QUOTES (8)

      • Simon: Listen, is this a bad time?
        Karen: Oh, anytime I see you is a bad time.
        Simon: Come on, Karen, you're still not holding a grudge, are you?
        Karen: Why, because you sold me to my own father on my wedding day? (fake laughs) Heck, no.

      • Karen: The only thing I'm gonna want once I'm feeling up to it is an extremely dry triple martini. And a time machine so I can go back to the day I met Simon and stop this whole baby mess before it started.

      • Nick: Brian.
        Brian: You don't look so happy to see me.
        Nick: You going somewhere?
        Brian: (enters Nick's apartment with his luggage) Here.
        Nick: Wait, wait! Wait a minute.
        Brian: Don't even try. I know you have the extra room. Now that you're down a wife. Lucky bastard.

      • Karen: Being rich doesn't protect you from anything, does it?
        Letitia: No dear, it doesn't. Not at all.

      • Nick: (spits out coffee) What the hell is this?!
        Brian: It's coffee. It's your free-trade swill.
        Nick: Yeah, well, it tastes like bleach!
        Brian: Well, I cleaned out the coffeemaker with bleach 'cause it was dirty! This place is a pig sty!
        Nick: Yeah, well, I'm sorry that I don't have a full-time staff of cooks and maids like you're used to at home, Brian. Maybe you should thought of that before you invaded.
        Brian: No, maybe you should've frikkin' hired somebody! Planning, Nick, is key!

      • Patrick: Do not give me your panties here.
        Dana Whatley: That's impossible. I'm not wearing any.

      • Nick: Karen's pregnant.
        Brian: Holy...
        Nick: Yeah, I know.
        Brian: And it's yours?
        Nick: No.
        Brian: Well, whose is it? I guess it could be half the Fortune 500's, right?
        Nick: [It's] Simon Elder's.
        Brian: Oh, man...
        Nick: Hey, Brian. And she still wants me to be with her.
        Brian: [What,] and raise the devil's spawn?

      • Jeremy: (to Simon) You know, for a computer gazillionaire, you're internet is surprisingly slow!

    • NOTES (2)

    • ALLUSIONS (1)

      • Nola: You managed to fool everyone with your fake amnesia, but you're not Jason Bourne.

        Jason Bourne, a fictional character from the Robert Ludlum novels, is a black-ops CIA agent who was considered rogue and was hunted down by the agency in the books and subsequently in the film series adaptation.