Disney's House of Mouse

Daisy: I'm dating the third candleabra!

Announcer: A sure sign of smarts is ones ability to write, and the beginning writer is wise to choose a simple sentence. Goofy: (reads the sentence being written on the blackboard in front of him) "I am smart." How 'bout that? Hyuk! Announcer: The writer can bring more meaning to the sentence with the addition of an adverb. (Little Von Drake appears on the other side and changes the sentence.) Goofy: "I am not smart." Hey! Announcer: A conjunction allows an additional sentence segment to be linked. (Little Von Drake changes the sentence again.) Goofy: "I am not smart and I smell." You little--! Announcer: Don't be afraid to use other nouns as descriptors in your sentence. (Little Von Drake changes the sentence once more.) Goofy: "I am not smart and I smell like a monkey." That's it! (tries to chase Little Von Drake but trips) Announcer: Remember that sometimes the best sentence is the shortest. Goofy: "Ouch!"

Timon: "Who's the Third Caballero?" Ha! I don't wonder; I know. It's Simba. Pumbaa: But Timon, I always thought it was Donald Duck. Timon: Quiet Pumbaa, I'm tryin' to score points here! Pumbaa: I still think it's Donald Duck.

Goofy: Hmmm...the third caballero. Now, I know there's seven of 'em.

Goofy: Well...there's Cubby, Darlene and...I know, Annette! Mickey: Is that your final answer?

Mickey: Goodnight, folks! "The Mouse Currently Known as Mickey" will see 'ya real soon.

Censor Monkey #1: Blatant merchandising of Donald Duck on this program will not be tolerated. Weasel: Ah, but this is "The Duck Formerly Known as Donald" merchandise. Censor Monkey #2: Well, then, that's acceptable.

Mickey: (to Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum) The Three Caballeros are Panchito, Jose and... Tweedle Dum: Sneezy? Tweedle Dee: No, it's Grumpy! You're so dumb! Mike the Microphone: And now, put your hands together for the mouse who made red shorts, yellow shoes and white gloves a fashion statement--Mickey Mouse!

Bimbettes: He's super duper duck-ariffic!

(Ranger Woodlore snatches Humphry's Fish Stick with a fishing pole.) Ranger Woodlore: Sorry Humphry, but you know these are bad for you! As for me, I'm already a blob of fat.

Ranger Woodlore: Dinnertime! (lifts up lid to show a can of beans) Oh, beans again. (The fish lands on his plate, knocking the bean can away.) Why, it's raining grilled trout!

Ranger Woodlore: All right boys, get in line!

Mickey: I gotta get me an agent.

Mickey: (announcing "How to Be Smart") Just a reminder - coming up after this next cartoon, The Three Caballeros! (a "Duck Formerly Known As Donald" banner falls on him) Here's a cartoon Donald oughta watch.