Daisy Duck: Aladdin, put back that bread.
Zeus: Hey! Who let my deadbeat brother in here?! (throws his lightning bolt at Hades, Pain and Panic. they end up burned)
Panic: That hurt.
Pain: Yeah, but it's a dry hurt.
Eeyore: The other day, Christopher Robin had a birthday party. They played "Pin the Tail on the Me". (He turns around to reveal numerous tails tacked onto his rear end.) Timon: Excuse me, did anyone order a blue-butt baboon? 'Cause I ain't eatin' it! (He then gets bonked by Rafiki.) Spotlight: Hey! Lighten up! Horace: You lighten up!
Eeyore: So I said, "one heffalump or two?"
Eeyore: I just wanna start off by saying I'm not gonna tell any Pooh jokes. Piglet: But Pooh is funny!
Pete: So, you wanna charge it or put it on your credit card?
Mickey: There's a spinning tea cup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY.
The "Mad Tea Party", the Disney theme parks' tea cup attraction, is referenced in this line.
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