Bill: I don't understand.
Lisa: Oh I know, how can I put this? Bill you are a wonderful, fantastic, marvelous surgeon, and I love you more than life itself, but you're a crap human being.
Bill: And that's it, you're leaving me because of that?
Lisa: No.
Bill: Then why?
Bill: Did you say you were leaving me last night?
Lisa: Yes.
Bill: Ah, thank God, I thought I was hearing things. (kisses her cheek) See you this evening.