well, so we're all uploaded to the wifi are we now? seems that way. At least in this episode.
the story shows how peoples minds and/or souls get sucked into the www by connecting to an open wifi. it is run by some sort of (more or less) secret facility located in a room flashing hundreds of screens that are showing paranoid people who don't know where they are. once they'd clicked the button they were hunted down by some giant spoon thingy and their mind got uploaded to a "cloud". all as some sort of harvest for the "client" -which will later on be exposed as the great intelligence itself- .
the doctor is meanwhile still looking for clara in the strangest place (you'll see) which will also explain the title of this weeks episode. SHE happens to find HIM however and et voila he comes to the rescue as of course clara ends up being uploaded as well. he downloads her right back into her own body, presenting some serious hacking skills, and she turns out to be all computer-genius-upgraded.
that's not really according to the facility's plans, so they send the creepy spoon thingys (which by the way sorta remind me of the library "donna noble has been saved"?!?) to catch them.
clara and the doctor escape in the TARDIS and save a plane from wrecking on the way to breakfast.
while clara uses her not-at-all-creepy new hacking skills to locate the facility, the doctor is given a taste of just how powerful they are. having the ability to turn pretty much anyone into a walking talking robot, they happen to trick clara into being uploaded again. needless to say the doctor me... drives to the rescue once more. but because running a motorcycle straight up to the- almost- top of a skyscraper is sorta dangerous, he sends his stunt double instead. while the bad boys - or in this case bad girl- aren't really awed by the doctors appearance and tell him how they still have the upper hand- he manages to trick them into tasting their own medicine while sitting comfortably at his breakfast table.
once the evil boss lady is uploaded herself, she begs the team to download the whole cloud of people -including herself- back into their bodies. Given a little slide on the obedience bar, the facility releases the souls and is shortly after taken captive by the SWAT team of UNIT (wherever the hell they came from). Before having the chance to spill any information, they get rebooted to factory settings though, so the gret intelligence is still savely out there.
a very sunny morning later the doctor reappears at clara's doorstep to ask her to travel alongside her. she doesn't go for it though and tells him to come back the next day and ask her again. he is puzzled by clara and the riddle that is her and we are left equally puzzled to wait for next weeks episode.
as for this episodes personal thoughts:
good thing is: the doctor is back, and so is clara "oswin" oswald, which i really liked in the asylum of the daleks and the christmas special. thankfully we will be explained where the heck that weird middle name comes from in this episode. jenna-louise coleman brings a fresh breeze into the doctor/companion relationship. sort of like river song does, even though you can't top river. btw, did anyone realize just how much that girl equals christina ricci?? actually more like a mixture of her and rory gilmore aka alexis bledl. we'll see what the mystery around her turns out to be, at least thats what moffat promises.
bad thing: bbc tries to pretty much "be cool" and In my humble opinion... fails. new isn't always better and we don't really need the doctor to become a mixture between james bond and indiana jones in his old days, and we most certainly don't need the tardis to resemble yet another space ship in the ranks of the star trek universe. Plus: please dear bbc, if you must mess with the intro (again) at least keep the time vortex where it belongs. And once again, I'm really sorry matt, i do think you're a funny guy and probably really nice to hang out with, but shoving your face into the camera isn't really acting. please don't make me say make me beg for david tennant to return to the series in public. Just show me you have the ability to at least show some emotional range. There was some hope in the last few episodes so please return to that.
rating is gonna be hard though. let's see. We'll start with a ten for having the series back after what felt like an a huge fan of the intro -0,5 not a fan of the new tardis -0,5 either. story was okayish but not great and neither much to remember so -1. another -1 for the eleventh doctors acting but plus 1 for the new companion whom i really like so far. that leaves us with an 8. seems an oddly high ranking for the mixed feelings it leaves behind but i've had episodes do that before and i turned out to like them later on.